Monday, November 4, 2013

A TRIP TO THE WOODSHED


By Edwin Cooney

It was bound to happen. After all, by holding the Republicans (excuse me!) conservatives, responsible for the recent government shut down, hadn’t I just scolded a group of Americans who see themselves as being on a moral mission?  Their only weakness, it seems, has to do with the degree of their purity!  No one is as pure as Mark Levin or Sean Hannity—unless maybe it’s Glenn Beck!  Michael Savage has little regard for Rush Limbaugh, and some of the newly-elected conservative congressional Turks are absolutely certain they’re purer than is Speaker Boehner—but I’m in danger of getting off the topic.  Yes indeed, I was taken to the proverbial woodshed!  As for the actual spanking, more about that later.  I can’t say the spanking didn’t hurt, because one of the most frustrating experiences in life is the lack of substantial acknowledgment of one’s most disheartening concerns.

Three Mondays ago I wrote that the shutdown of the government, a movement conceived and led by Republicans, was pushing me toward the edge of anger.  I likened my mood to that of the late conservative commentator Paul Harvey back in the fall of 1966.

Throughout the column I gave the reasons for my state of mind.  In so doing, I sought to demonstrate how, from time to time, I’ve given credit to conservative administrations and even asserted that there’s value in conservative thinking when it’s applicable to problem solving.  I went on to say however that I discern two major causes for the GOP led government shutdown.  The most immediate is deep seated Republican opposition to “Obama care.”  Ongoing personal dislike for the person of President Obama is, obviously, the central cause for the current national crisis.

The most vigorous objection to what I wrote came from a “proud conservative” who, rather than addressing himself to the causes of the shutdown and the ideological differences that brought about the political stalemate on Capitol Hill, chose to simply charge me with “knocking down straw men.”  Concerned about the possible accuracy of his assertion, I researched the practice of setting up and knocking down straw men during the course of discussion or debate, so that I might assess my own guilt. This is what I’ve discovered.

First, I have indeed been guilty of that practice on numerous occasions, although my October 14th column clearly wasn’t such an occasion.  Second, I discovered that my “proud conservative” reader practiced exactly that strategy in his response to my “ad hominem attack on conservatives.”

One sets up a straw man when one makes a counter argument to an issue without addressing the argument being made.  Here’s an example.

Andy says he’s glad that the sun is shining so brightly today.  Randy responds by asserting that Andy obviously and foolishly hates rain, because rain is as essential to our well being as is sunshine.  Randy’s argument is a straw man because Andy didn’t address himself one way or the other to rain.

My “proud conservative” friend spent most of his response repeating to me why Jimmy Carter was a terrible president.  He listed inflation as being 13%—he was right about that.  Unemployment he stated was 21% (that wasn’t even close—unemployment under President Carter never went above 7.5%).  What he should have referred to was the rate of stagflation—a combination of inflation and unemployment that was 21%.  He complained about the Olympics—I guess he believes that President Ronald Reagan, who considered the Soviets “evil,” would have delighted in the Soviet Olympics in the wake of their recent invasion of Afghanistan!  Jimmy Carter bungled the hostage crisis and Ronald Reagan brought the hostages home.  Thus, Jimmy Carter became his straw man!

Here, briefly, is a list of the complaints or “straw men” I made or set up.

First, for as far back as I can remember, conservatives have longed to roll back FDR’s “New Deal.”  FDR’s taxing and regulation of the rich and powerful for the benefit of the poor, they’ve always insisted, is the root of all evil.

Second, the social welfare of the American people has never been and is not the legitimate business of the federal government.

Third, the main reason for this is just plain greed.  Their money is simply too valuable to be spent on you. (Clearly, that was my most petulant argument!)

Fourth, conservatives find it convenient not to understand the fundamental difference between the functions of business and government.  The legitimate function of business is to make a profit.  The legitimate function of government is the management of national affairs—both foreign and domestic—in patriotic service of us all.

Fifth, I wrote that conservatives somehow believe they can spend four or eight years in personal attacks and impeachment proceedings against “liberal” presidents without doing the slightest damage to the credibility of the office once one of their own is elected to it.

As for my attack on conservatives being ad hominem, in order to rate that evaluation the attack would have to be reckless and false.  Arguable as any of my points may be, in order for them to be false, conservatives must be the most seriously misunderstood political group since the Dixiecrats of Strom Thurmond’s day!  Of course my big sin in that column was when I asserted, “...the way conservatives are currently behaving is downright unpatriotic!”  You might note, as my “proud conservative” reader apparently fails to grasp, I was writing about conservative behavior as opposed to the legitimacy or application of conservative doctrine.

As for the spanking, sure it stung, as it was administered by a “straw man”!  Still, I’d rather bear the pain of the spanking than the shame of not having properly identified self-serving irresponsible behavior when it occurs!

Sorry reader, Jimmy Carter’s imperfections are no excuse for 2013 conservative complicity in unpatriotic behavior!

RESPECTFULLY SUBMITTED,
EDWIN COONEY

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